Criminal Genius!

I can’t believe this actually worked!

There’s a 54-year-old guy named James Harrington in Waterloo, Iowa.  And he went on a burglary spree a few weeks ago . . . where he used a John Deere riding lawnmower as his getaway car.

Those top out somewhere between seven and 10 miles-an-hour.

First, James rode his mower to a garage and stole a bunch of stuff inside.  Then he headed to a convenience store and stole a bottle of Absolut vodka.

He even managed to get home on the mower without getting caught . . . but the cops identified him from surveillance footage and arrested him.

He’s been charged with burglary, theft, and driving with a suspended license.