Criminal Genius!

A 61-year-old guy in Myrtle Beach named Fred Funnye has been dating a 27-year-old woman for about four years.  Around five months ago, they moved in together.  And now they’re engaged.

He proposed to her at Walmart, which isn’t really relevant.  It’s just the first classy detail here.

But their fairytale romance might be on the rocks, after he came home drunk Sunday night and started a fight about her not doing enough “favors” for him.  So, sex we assume.

And it ended with him throwing a bucket of PEE at her.

It’s not clear why, but Fred keeps a bucket in the house that he uses to relieve himself in.  And he decided to use it as a weapon.

He was passed out when police got there, so they had to wake him up.  And he claimed he didn’t do it, but the police report describes her clothes as “soaked” in urine.

He’s facing domestic violence charges.