Time is quickly passing, and a new Police Chief has to be named by the end of this month. The mayor is having some problems with the choices, so we have come up with a quiz to find the right candidate to be Shreveport’s next Chief of Police:
Our next Police Chief should be able to get a 100 on this quiz:
Question 1: How many Gordon Mckernan billboards are located in Shreveport?
Correct Answer: All of them
Question 2: How do you pronounce Jordan Street?
Correct Answer: No one is really sure. Just cross your fingers and hope they break into a house on the next street over.
Question 3: Which street is crazier when it comes to traffic: Airline Drive or Youree Drive?
Correct Answer: Yes.
Question 4: True or false. If the Shreveport Dog Park were in Atlantis, it would still be underwater fewer times in a year than it is now.
Correct Answer: So true, ya’ll.
Question 5: If a train leaves Little Rock at 55 mph and travels southbound, how long will it block all of the traffic in Shreveport?
Correct Answer: Until a little blonde woman rips off her own steering wheel and throws it out her Tahoe.
Question 6: Is crime down in Shreveport?
Correct Answer: Yes. We are always down for some crime in Shreveport.
Question 7: The motto of the SPD is:
A. Protect and Serve
B. Lift and Separate
C. Sunrise, Sunburn, Sunset
Question 8: If there is a fight at Tiger Stadium between an LSU fan and an Alabama fan and you have to break it up, should the Alabama fan be sentenced to Angola for life + 30?
Correct Answer: Nope. He’s an Alabama fan. He has suffered enough.
Question 9: Does everybody have the right to remain silent?
Correct Answer: We do. But a Shreveporter gonna say it anyway.
Question 10: In Shreveport, what does the K in Circle K stand for?
Correct Answer: Khaos.
Question 11: Shreveport is often called “Ratchet City.” Why?
Correct Answer: Because, much like a mechanic’s ratchet, it has seen a fair amount of nuts in it.
Question 12: Is it illegal to litter, and can you write a person in Shreveport a ticket for littering?
Correct Answer: Yes. And 5 seconds later we will crumple the ticket and throw it on the ground. Ugh. Too on brand.