INT. The office of Colin Kaepernick’s agent

CK’s Agent:  Colin…

Steelers GM: Nope

CK’s Agent: So Colin is in the best shape of his…

Jets GM: Nah, bro.

CK’s Agent:  Colin would love to be breezy in the Big Easy…

Saints GM:  What’s Cajun for “No”?

CK’s Agent:  I think “No.”

Saints GM:  Then no.

CK’s Agent:  (Hangs up the phone)  Ugh.  What am I gonna do?  Colin will do anything to get back in the NFL.  Anything!  (Phone rings)  Hello?

Dolphins GM:  Listen…how about Colin come to Miami and…

CK’s Agent:  HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

FINI