Hey, dude. We had a lot of great times. I know you’re itching to get started with Fall, and the temp today dropped down, so…soon I’ll be deader than the Shreveport Downtown Riverwalk in 2006. Summer was pretty awesome. It was over 90 degrees a bunch of days, and there are plenty of used tires for me to swim in all season. You know what I say, “I like the water like I like your arm I want to land on and stick…still.” By the way, did you hear the new song about mosquitoes? IT SLAPS!!!! Just a little mosquito humor. I’ll see you next year, and promise me you’ll get fatter so I have more to work with. Well, not me. I’m gonna die soon. But maybe my grandson. Get fatter for my grandson. He’s lazy, so you being fat will give him more by having to do less. Which is his dream. Ugh. Millenials. AmIRight?
So long suckers,
The Louisiana Mosquiteaux
