A 76-year-old woman in Florida named Patsy flipped out on her ex and his new girlfriend back in September. She drove up to the guy’s place, and vandalized their cars.
She actually crashed her car into his . . . poured oil over the air vents . . . and wrote stuff like “Loves Kinkey Sex” and “Wominzer” in pink lipstick on the windows. (Both spelled like that, with the misspellings.)
Then, Patsy went over to the girlfriend’s car . . . poured oil on it . . . and put a DEAD RACCOON on the hood. (???) She also wrote “Slut” in pink lipstick. It was a BMW, and it was damaged so bad that it was a “total loss.”
The boyfriend is 74, and his girlfriend is a spring chicken at 64.
Patsy was arrested Wednesday morning on two felony criminal mischief counts.
