8:00 PM–Dwayne promises to love, honor, cherish, and not bench press other women.
8:05 PM–The couple is proclaimed Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and Dwayne ‘The Wife’ Johnson
8:06 PM–The service is concluded by Dave ‘The Priest’ Butler.
8:10 PM–Since the wedding ended, four new Fast and Furious movies have been made and released.
8:30 PM–The microphone is cut during the excessively swear-ish toast from Phil ‘The Drunk Best Man’ Smith.
8:40–Dwayne’s grandpa tells the 900th person that he has known Johnson since he was ‘The Pebble.’
9:00–Chicken Dance