Signs It is Too Hot To Go To School In The Arklatex

It is August and kids are already back at school.  Here are some hints that it might be slightly too hot to be there:

**Kids in science are putting their hands over the bunson burners to keep themselves cool.

**The cheerleaders have so little energy that their favorite cheer is “Go, fight, whatever.”

**The kids in Shreveport are seriously considering cooling down by drinking the tap water.

**Students are hanging around the stuck-up girls just to feel the ice-cold chill.

**Children in the cafeteria are sticking their hands in food that is below freezing…like the mashed potatoes.

**The most popular game on the elementary school playground is called standing still.

**High School kids are sitting in the front row to catch a breeze from the long-winded Social Studies dude.

**When asked what they want to be when they grow up, the sweaty kids look at each other and say, “I dunno.  A Solid?”

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